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Short wine quotes for Instagram

1. "Wine is bottled poetry." - Robert Louis Stevenson
2. “My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink more wine.” - Ernest Hemingway
3. “Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.” - Italian Proverb
4. “Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.” - Rumi
5. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” - Sir Robert Scott Caywood
6. “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” - W.C. Fields
7. “With wine and hope, anything is possible.” - Spanish Proverb
8. “Where there is no wine there is no love.” - Euripides
9. “A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic.” - Kathy Mattea
10. “Whatever you do, pour yourself into it” – Robert Mondavi

Long wine quotes for Instagram

1. "I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not." - Coco Chanel
2. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” - Eduardo Galeano
3. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” - Charles Beaudelaire
4. “Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.” - José Andres
5. "Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right." - F Scott Fitzgerald
6. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” - Joan Collins
7. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra
8. “Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures.” - Michael Broadbent

Funny wine pun captions

1. It's wine o'clock. ?⏰
2. I decant even.
3. Love at first sip. ❣️
4. Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
5. Time to wine down.
6. I don't complain, I only wine.
7. Working nine to wine.
8. Wine a little, laugh a lot
9. Sip, Sip, Hooray!
10. Sip me baby one more time!
11. Take life one sip at a time.
12. Be kind, re-wine.
13. Wine not?
14. Read between the wines.
15. Back that glass up. 

Red wine captions for Instagram

1. Drink like there's (pinot) noir tomorrow.
2. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I’ll be just fine.
3. It’s just another Malbec Monday!
4. You had me at Merlot
5. How Merlot can you go?

White wine captions for Instagram

1. But I’ve got a Blanc space baby.
2. Everything happens for a Reisling.
3. Go Chard or go home!
4. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. ?
5. White wine all the time.
6. Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio.
7. Always at the right place with the white wine.

Rosé wine quotes for Instagram

1. Stop and smell the Rosé.
2. Pretty in pink. ?
3. On Wednesdays, we drink pink.
4. Yes way, Rosé.
5. Rosé all day. ☀️
6. Will you accept this Rosé?
7. Rosé > Roses
8. Rosé & Slay

Sparkling wine quotes for Instagram

1. Be there in a prosecco!
2. Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.
3. Champagne is always a good idea.
4. May all your pain be Champagne.
5. Let’s get fizzical. ?
6. Good things happen to those who drink bubbly.
7. Today’s cardio: running out of champagne

Wine-tasting caption ideas

1. Where there's a wine, there's a way.
2. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
3. On Cloud Wine. ☁️ ?
4. But first, wine.
5. I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
6. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar.
7. Wine flies when you’re having fun.
8. Wine is life.
9. Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.
10. Wine me up and watch me go!

Friends and wine captions

1. Wine and friends are my true love languages.
2. Just what the doctor ordered... a girls' wine night.
3. Partners in wine.
4. Every empty bottle is filled with a great story.
5. Great minds drink alike!
6. Cheers to pour decisions!
7. I’m so grapeful for you!
8. Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!
9. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
10. They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people.
11. Love the wine you’re with
12. Wine and friends are a great blend.
13. Girls just wanna have wine!
14. Partner in wine.
15. Any friend of wine is a friend of mine.
16. Wine Club > Book Club.
17. Wine. Because no great story starts by drinking water.
18. We go together like wine and cheese.

At-home wine night captions

1.  Uncork and unwind
2. I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
3. Home is where the wine is.
4. Every day is a very good day to drink wine.
5. Life is short, buy the good wine.
6. Save water, drink wine.
7. Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
8. Cozy nights are made for wine.
9. People say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a big bottle of wine.
10. Wine + dinner = winner
11. #WCW stands for wine couch Wednesday right?
12. You don’t need a special celebration to drink wine.
13. This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine.

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