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Cocktail captions for Instagram
- But first, cocktails.
- Why limit happy to an hour?
- I always make time for cocktails.
- I prefer my espresso in a martini.
- Happy hour is the best hour
- A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.
- Make happy hour last all day.
- Hit me with your best shot.
- Save water, drink cocktails.
- Always say yes to cocktails.
- But first, cocktails.
- Enjoying life one cocktail at a time.
- Itโs a cocktail oโclock.
- Happy hour vibes.
- Soup of the day: vodka.
- Just here for the views and the cocktails.
- Choose happyโฆhour.
- There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.
- Cocktails are always a good idea.
- Happy hour?
- Itโs a cocktail oโclock.
- Happy hour views.
- You had me at โcocktails.โ
- Shaken, not stirred.
- A love letter to cocktails.
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Cocktail Quotes for Instagram
- โIf you like piรฑa coladas, and getting caught in the rainโฆโ โ Rupert Holmes, Escape
- โHereโs to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.โ โ F. Scott Fitzgerald
- โWork is the curse of the drinking class.โ โ Oscar Wilde
- โWhy limit happy to an hour?โ โ W.C Fields
- โAlcohol may be manโs worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.โ โ Frank Sinatra
- โThere are two kinds of people I donโt trust: people who donโt drink and people who collect stickers.โ โ Chelsea Handler
- โI feel bad for people who donโt drink. When they wake up in the morning, thatโs as good as theyโre going to feel all day.โ โ Frank Sinatra
- โIf life gives you lemons, make lemonadeโฆand find someone whose life gave them vodka.โ โ Ron White
- โWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.โ โ Henny Youngman
- โShe has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.โ โ Kate Spade
- โI never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini.โ โ George Burns
- โThereโs no absolutes in life, only vodka.โ โ Mick Jagger
- โIf life gives you limes, make margaritas.โ โ Jimmy Buffett
- โWe usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since itโs Tuesday Iโll make an exception.โ โ Chelsea Handler
- โToo much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.โ โ Mark Twain
- โBest ideas come while sipping rum.โ โ Pavol Kazimir
Funny Drinking Captions for Instagram
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- Hydrate responsibly.
- Iโm in need of liquid therapy.
- No working during drinking hours.
- Itโs strange how eight glasses of water a day seems impossible. But eight cocktails doesnโt.
- Trust me, you can dance โ Vodka
- Save water, drink cocktails.
- Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.
- Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- A party without cocktails is just a meeting.
- A drink a day keeps the reality at bay.
- I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
- Bottoms up.
- Everybodyโs got to believe in something. I believe Iโll have another drink.
- I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar.
- A balanced diet is a cocktail in each hand.
Captions to Post for Drinking With Friends
- Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
- Happy hour vibes.
- Girls just wanna have cocktails.
- The best cocktails are the ones we drink with friends.
- Sip, sip hooray!
- Friends donโt let friends go thirsty.
- First drink, then letโs think about it.
- Drink happy thoughts.
- Drink responsibly โ Donโt spill any.
- All good stories start with cocktails.
- Time flies when you are having a cocktail.
- Tonightโs forecast? A 99% chance of cocktails.
- Behind every great night is a cocktail.
- Strong women need strong drinks.
- Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat.
- When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail.
- Friends donโt let friends go thirsty.
- Searching for the best cocktail in town.
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Cocktail Puns
- Sip happens.
- Let the evening be gin
- Letโs get fizzical.
- I like it dirty.
- Yes, way rose.
- Gym? I thought you said gin.
- Born to rum.
- Girls just wanna have rum.
- Alcohol you later.
- Call me old-fashioned.
- Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!
- Take a pitcher, itโll last longer.
- I negroni imagine.
- Making pour decisions tonight.
- Let the good times Aperol.
- Old Fashioned Kind of Love
- Livinโ La Vida Vodka
- Bad and boozy.
Creative Summer Cocktail Captions
- Today's forecast: beach, with a chance of piรฑa coladas.
- Paradise found.
- It can't all be sunshine and rosรฉ... but it is right now.
- I take things with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lime... and a shot of tequila.
- Stay salty.
- Iโm outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios.
Holiday Drinking Captions
- Itโs beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
- When life gives you eggnog, always add rum.
- Drinking all the festive things.
- Merry little Christmas cocktails.
- Have yourself a very merry Christmas mojito.
- โTwas the night before cocktails.
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