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    May 17, 2023 · Leave a Comment

    Looking for the perfect cocktail captions to accompany all your happy hour festivities? Here are 100+ cocktail captions and quotes you can use to create the best Instagram post.

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    • Cocktail captions for Instagram
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    • Cocktail Puns
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    Looking for the perfect cocktail captions to accompany all your happy hour festivities? Here are 100+ cocktail captions and quotes you can use to create the best Instagram post.

    Cocktail captions for Instagram

    1. But first, cocktails.
    2. Why limit happy to an hour?
    3. I always make time for cocktails.
    4. I prefer my espresso in a martini.
    5. Happy hour is the best hour
    6. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.
    7. Make happy hour last all day.
    8. Hit me with your best shot.
    9. Save water, drink cocktails.
    10. Always say yes to cocktails.
    11. But first, cocktails.
    12. Enjoying life one cocktail at a time.
    13. Itโ€™s a cocktail oโ€™clock.
    14. Happy hour vibes.
    15. Soup of the day: vodka.
    16. Just here for the views and the cocktails.
    17. Choose happyโ€ฆhour.
    18. There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.
    19. Cocktails are always a good idea.
    20. Happy hour?
    21. Itโ€™s a cocktail oโ€™clock.
    22. Happy hour views.
    23. You had me at โ€œcocktails.โ€
    24. Shaken, not stirred.
    25. A love letter to cocktails.

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    Cocktail Quotes for Instagram

    1. โ€œIf you like piรฑa coladas, and getting caught in the rainโ€ฆโ€ โ€“ Rupert Holmes, Escape
    2. โ€œHereโ€™s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.โ€ โ€“  F. Scott Fitzgerald
    3. โ€œWork is the curse of the drinking class.โ€ โ€“ Oscar Wilde
    4. โ€œWhy limit happy to an hour?โ€ โ€“ W.C Fields
    5. โ€œAlcohol may be manโ€™s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.โ€ โ€” Frank Sinatra
    6. โ€œThere are two kinds of people I donโ€™t trust: people who donโ€™t drink and people who collect stickers.โ€ โ€” Chelsea Handler
    7. โ€œI feel bad for people who donโ€™t drink. When they wake up in the morning, thatโ€™s as good as theyโ€™re going to feel all day.โ€ โ€“  Frank Sinatra
    8. โ€œIf life gives you lemons, make lemonadeโ€ฆand find someone whose life gave them vodka.โ€ โ€“ Ron White
    9. โ€œWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.โ€ โ€“ Henny Youngman
    10. โ€œShe has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.โ€ โ€“ Kate Spade
    11. โ€œI never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini.โ€ โ€” George Burns
    12. โ€œThereโ€™s no absolutes in life, only vodka.โ€ โ€“ Mick Jagger
    13. โ€œIf life gives you limes, make margaritas.โ€ โ€“ Jimmy Buffett
    14. โ€œWe usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since itโ€™s Tuesday Iโ€™ll make an exception.โ€ โ€“ Chelsea Handler
    15. โ€œToo much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.โ€ โ€“ Mark Twain
    16. โ€œBest ideas come while sipping rum.โ€ โ€“ Pavol Kazimir

    Funny Drinking Captions for Instagram

    1. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
    2. Hydrate responsibly.
    3. Iโ€™m in need of liquid therapy.
    4. No working during drinking hours.
    5. Itโ€™s strange how eight glasses of water a day seems impossible. But eight cocktails doesnโ€™t.
    6. Trust me, you can dance โ€“ Vodka
    7. Save water, drink cocktails.
    8. Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.
    9. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
    10. A party without cocktails is just a meeting.
    11. A drink a day keeps the reality at bay.
    12. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
    13. Bottoms up.
    14. Everybodyโ€™s got to believe in something. I believe Iโ€™ll have another drink.
    15. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar.
    16. A balanced diet is a cocktail in each hand.

    Captions to Post for Drinking With Friends

    1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
    2. Happy hour vibes.
    3. Girls just wanna have cocktails.
    4. The best cocktails are the ones we drink with friends.
    5. Sip, sip hooray!
    6. Friends donโ€™t let friends go thirsty.
    7. First drink, then letโ€™s think about it.
    8. Drink happy thoughts.
    9. Drink responsibly โ€“ Donโ€™t spill any.
    10. All good stories start with cocktails.
    11. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.
    12. Tonightโ€™s forecast? A 99% chance of cocktails.
    13. Behind every great night is a cocktail.
    14. Strong women need strong drinks.
    15. Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat.
    16. When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail.
    17. Friends donโ€™t let friends go thirsty.
    18. Searching for the best cocktail in town.

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    Looking for the perfect cocktail captions to accompany all your happy hour festivities? Here are 100+ cocktail captions and quotes you can use to create the best Instagram post.

    Cocktail Puns

    1. Sip happens.
    2. Let the evening be gin
    3. Letโ€™s get fizzical.
    4. I like it dirty.
    5. Yes, way rose.
    6. Gym? I thought you said gin.
    7. Born to rum.
    8. Girls just wanna have rum.
    9. Alcohol you later.
    10. Call me old-fashioned.
    11. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!
    12. Take a pitcher, itโ€™ll last longer.
    13. I negroni imagine.
    14. Making pour decisions tonight.
    15. Let the good times Aperol.
    16. Old Fashioned Kind of Love
    17. Livinโ€™ La Vida Vodka
    18. Bad and boozy.
    Looking for the perfect cocktail captions to accompany all your happy hour festivities? Here are 100+ cocktail captions and quotes you can use to create the best Instagram post.

    Creative Summer Cocktail Captions

    1. Today's forecast: beach, with a chance of piรฑa coladas.
    2. Paradise found.
    3. It can't all be sunshine and rosรฉ... but it is right now.
    4. I take things with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lime... and a shot of tequila.
    5. Stay salty.
    6. Iโ€™m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios.

    Holiday Drinking Captions

    1. Itโ€™s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
    2. When life gives you eggnog, always add rum.
    3. Drinking all the festive things.
    4. Merry little Christmas cocktails.
    5. Have yourself a very merry Christmas mojito.
    6. โ€˜Twas the night before cocktails.

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